I'm a 20-something year old (trying to be mysterious here), trying to figure out her crap. Enjoy the madness!
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When you’re sick, being able to breathe through one nostril is a triumphant victory unlike any other.

Never take it for granted, people. 

boss like me

When I’m in charge of the agency, things fall to pieces.

There’s dancing, some weird gyrating, I heckle the receptionists and they heckle me. People blatantly start going on Facebook… very little work is done when I’m in charge. 

No wonder the staff likes it when I take over… . . 

Worst aunt goes to this guy (pointing to myself). Happy belated birthday to my precocious, daring and wonderful niece Rosie. I’m sorry I momentarily forgot your birthday yesterday, it’s all because of reasons.