classy dinner conversation

Me: "Have you ever gotten a dirty picture texted you before?"
Doug: "Uh, no. Why? Have you?"
Me: "No! But I've asked other guy friends and it's really common apparently."
Doug: "Really?"
Me: "Really."
*A moment of silence*
Me: "So how would you react if you got one?"
Doug: "I don't know. I'd probably wait 20 minutes to seem really cool and say 'Thanks.'"
Me: "'Thanks"?"
Doug: "I don't know how to respond!"
Me: "There has to be etiquette. Maybe send one back?"
Doug: "Um, no."
Me: "I wonder what the accepted response is. . . ."
Doug: "When you find out, tell me?"
Me: "Of course! And if someone sends you one, tell me?"
Doug: "Of course. I'll even forward it to you."
Me: "Great. Just photoshop her head out."
Doug: "Agreed."