my personal polygomy

I have work wives — two, in fact.

To get my metaphorical ring on their finger, I have to have a deep, special and natural bond. My two lucky lady loves are Bianca, from my teenaged days at American Eagle, and Jessie, my work wife from Club Monaco.

I don’t have a work wife at DP, and I don’t think I ever will.

Anyways, the work relationship is a sacred one, built on trust and communication. Sure, you can swap gossip — but any secrets shared between my work wife and I remain strictly between us. We always look out for each other, give each other heads up about any and everything, and cover for each other if necessary. Bianca and Jessie know about each other, but have yet to meet each other.

It’s been tough trying to catch up with Bianca in particular, she’s so busy with school, work, her family and her current girlfriend. Jessie is chained to her nursing books, juggling work and school, and just recently returned to her hometown of London, Ontario for the summer.

I don’t know why I thought to tell you all about my work wives, I just felt it was time you guys formally met them. Unfortunately, I’m at work and away from my personal laptop or else I’d post damning photos of them for you all to judge at.