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Me:
"Will you be my date Thursday night for a workplace fundraiser?"
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Doug:
"What time/where/how fancy is it?"
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Me:
"Bar night, and I've already paid for two tickets. It's at Queen and Dufferin."
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Doug:
"Sure!"
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Me:
"Thank you!"
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Doug:
"By the way, are we going to a club or something? Cause I'll leave."
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Me:
"It's a club. Just drink, I'm leaving at like 10:30 because I have work tomorrow morning."
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Doug:
"Whaaaaaat? I'm not dancing. Is there cover????? This is the worst."
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Me:
"I paid for your ticket, cheapo. IT'S FOR CHARITY. You don't need to dance."
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Doug:
"You're sneaky."
